keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

Cock locked

When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again

We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.

by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Cold Locked

A state of being, cold hearted & locked away from feeling

The girl left him cold locked when she left and took his spirits with her 🎶

by Cheech17 March 1, 2017

liqure locked

when you are so drunk you cant stand or are falling over and cant hold yourself up.

Dude dernis was liqure locked last night

by phia sold April 10, 2017