Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 25, 2020
by Brandon Leisure August 16, 2021
Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.
“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”
by beeflizardman November 24, 2019
To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf November 28, 2017
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
by thefolge March 08, 2008