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Lobby Lizard

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022
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Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
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slippery lizard

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 3, 2022
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Lizard Nigga

brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!
by Brandon Leisure August 15, 2021
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lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003
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liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
by thefolge March 7, 2008
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