Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Jewish space laser

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

laser printer

An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive

This laser printer is great.

by Simulationcity September 12, 2005

sistah puh-lease

(4) synonymous with brutha puh-lease.

(4)see above examples for usage.

by ClamJam February 14, 2005