Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

capo's law

the lesser-known law of physics which states that whenever a capo is required, (for use in changing keys on a guitar) said capo is no where to be found.

"let me just grab my capo... damn! it's always missing!"
"capo's law!"

by LeahHello April 8, 2009

Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

NQ's Law

If there are two or more ways to develop an idea, NQ will take the worst possible approach

Dual universe failed due to NQ's Law

by Tester90901 October 27, 2022

Ramy's Law

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

Bogdan's Law

In FPS games (specifically Counter Strike), a common saying and practice to give a player with low hp the AWP (Sniper Rifle) in order so that they can attempt to get a one shot kill without having to take a rifle battle which almost always would be dubious with such low hp. Named after a former semi-pro csgo player Bogdan.

Bogdan's Law can be easily nuanced in different situations and doesn't always apply to every low health situation. (Such as the low hp player taking the awp and swinging Catwalk on Dust II.)

Player1: I have 1 hp and can hold palace, give me the AWP.
Player2: Ok
Player 3: Bogdan's Law

by chaggyGUPTA September 2, 2021

Utegaard's Law

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

by NorthWoods January 18, 2008