LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle

Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!

by Hobbisan July 23, 2023

Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

Gay Lard

A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.

You're a gay lard . (insulting him)

by TheDiabetes March 12, 2018

lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Lard

1. Big booty bitches

Kevin: What the fuck is up LARDASS!!

Stacey: IM NOT FAT!!!!

by Baconbitch99 April 27, 2022