Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

female lapels

Labia

Her female lapels needed a little bit of tailoring.

by whosayswhatwhere December 9, 2010

phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.

Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.

by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

A Laetitia

Triggered, midget human shield.ight attac if angry and likes to protecc

person : *annoys friend*
Friend: "i wish a had a Laetitia right now"

by Whyyyyyyyy............ July 16, 2019

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona

a person who is extremely funny, beyond what you can imagine. very hilarious and makes you pee your pants that’s how hard you laugh. also a very spontaneous person and has very positive energy. also known as a rat and possibly my bsf. lol lol lol

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona made me laugh so hard i almost started crying.

by shhhyoullneverknow December 9, 2020

i.want.chans.laptop

i.want.chans.laptop is a very overrated tiktok fan page.
You should Definitely Follow her.
She is making so many good edits.

Pers.1: Do You Know i.want.chans.laptop?
Pers.2: No i don't, Can u show me her page? I wanna follow her!
Pers.1:Yes Of course! She's the best tiktok fan page!!

by kpop fanpages fan January 2, 2021