cootie-lana

the bubbles made from farting when your ass is soapy

i blew a cootie-lana in the shower

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

lana del rey

god

hey look at that beautiful woman
her names lana del rey

by poisonedprincessx February 6, 2021

lana del rey

goddess. queen. women. beautiful music inspired by life and all its pleasures. the combination of accepting your fate of sadness and glorious old hollywood glamour. my talents are matched by no one.

lana del rey is simply the most amazing artist.

by lanaism121212 June 26, 2021

Lana Del Ray

The Hipster equivalent to Pop music's Katy Perry

"Lana Del Ray is hot, has big lips, models, was on SNL and is an OK singer"

by Professor BigLots March 9, 2012

Lana

motherfucker. literally the best and worst human ever. a reincarnation of satan. would suck Satans dick for food.

Don't be like Lana, i heard she sucked Satans dick to get 20/20 vision.

by L. April 6, 2019

lana del reycist

The definition of a has been pop star who has gone fully racist. Hates black people despite claiming to only date rappers. Voted for Trump and questions the culture. Anti-masker supreme

"Did you listen to Lana Del Reycist's new albu Shittrails Over The Cunty Club? Yeah it was trash"
"Lana Del Reycist wore a mask made of bejeweled mesh to a meet and greet, she's stupid'

by JesusOrGod March 30, 2021

Dirty lana

Being sick into a pint glass while at an important ceremony and then being kicked out for coming weed

Ellie pull yourself together otherwise you will pull a dirty Lana and we will call your mum

by Slitheringsnake99 April 28, 2020