kill me

an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one

my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now

by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009

kill the frog

To explain a joke. If you have to take apart a joke and explain how it works, like a frog, you will kill it, removing all humor that might have been left.

Joe: I really don't get that joke.
Ted: Would somebody kill the frog for Joe please?

by gurzil May 4, 2006

kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002

kill all who oppose

kil everyone who disagrees with you in anyway.

In order for our plan to work we must kill all who oppose!

by Brandon Dockery December 30, 2003

kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

Patrick Kielty

A well known comedian in the UK and Ireland.

Person 1- "I saw Patrick Kielty on the TV last night."

Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."

Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"

by Cap'n BaGaF! Oh Yeah! December 16, 2008

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017