keyoni

Ambitious, loving and caring. She doesn't let anyone mess with her. Keyoni cares about her friends, people and all animals. Keyoni is of Hawaiian heritage and was most likely formally known as a princess so make no mistake this one is royal. Keyoni is friendly but becarful not to make her roar. She is gorgeous and one hell of a woman. Is Keyoni beautiful? Well you wouldn't be wrong to say that she is a diamond in the rough.

Keyoni Key-on-i (e)

by Glitter hatchet December 19, 2016

Keyboard Slam

-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say

(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"

(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)

by MetrorteM April 14, 2010

keyboard pal

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.

Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.

by Elliott September 4, 2005

Keyboard Spam

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Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing

by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022

Rusty Keyhole

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007

Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009