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Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.
Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(
by Soybo y November 26, 2021
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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
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Boiling kettle

The moment that the water inside of a kettle reaches 100°C In word form (Boiling)
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Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
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Wit Kettle

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?
by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019
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