::..:::…::::::: -Hellen Keller
by 38)38738783738 March 29, 2023
A saying used to describe something that isn’t real, never happened, and is made by the government to make you think blind and deaf people exist
by A_guy_named_Tom March 07, 2024
by Delta is big man April 28, 2021
It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
by Stan Brown June 25, 2017
by Summit ninja Gee May 15, 2018
Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019
I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly
by AaronEChicago November 08, 2022