credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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Jet d'eau?

An offering of water from one to another.
Jet d'eau?

Oh yes please, Sean. I'm dehydtrated after the post match pintage.
by We Speak French November 02, 2012
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Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!
That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝
by Kevin Reiterer December 05, 2017
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Jet Wack

Jet wack is related to, but not to be confused with, jet lag. To be jet wack is to be "hangin' behind the times." But can also be defined as catching onto trends that have long since been "wack."
Jack: "Yo, Johnny was so jet wack last night."

Alec: "Yeah he looked like a 70s roller derby icon."
by Hanes74 May 02, 2017
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pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.
Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...
by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019
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The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.
I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.
by Old Scratch August 18, 2023
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Jet-bubbling

When urine exits through the urethra at such a high velocity that when it is wntering the water it creates bubbles.
OMG bro! I just Jet-bubbled so hard in your toilet.

Sorry, i'm going to have to hang up, I am jet-bubbling so hard!
by Boswald Bosely March 10, 2019
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