by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
Get the The Jesusmug. The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
Get the Jesusmug.