A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011
Get the Jared Miltonmug. Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!
oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!
oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means
fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"
true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"
Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!
true fan: .....
true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"
Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!
true fan: .....
by bluefurrymonster August 5, 2007
Get the jared letomug. 1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
by Jyrki January 24, 2010
Get the Jared Allenmug. Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011
Get the Jared Watsonmug. "I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014
Get the Jared Jokemug. The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn
by LetoLover January 30, 2004
Get the jared letomug. Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020
Get the Jared Foglemug.