jacking off

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

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Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

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Jackin' Your Dick

The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task

While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.

by Crab Doctor October 5, 2010

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