J-Hope

Member of Korean hip-hop group Bangtan Boys. He's the member with the explosive personality and a smile that's so beautiful it lights up the entire universe.
MC If you could date one person from your group, who would it be?

V: I'd choose J-Hope!
by criesfor500years December 29, 2013
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Mistah J

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
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Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
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J-Hope

HE IS A LITERAL FUCKING RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HE'S SO GOOD AT DANCE AND HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE AND HE'S JUST LITERAL PERFECTION WHY IS HE SO UNDER APPRECIATED
member of bts! part of the dance, rap and vocal line! <333
please stan him he deserves all of the love and validation in this world
J-Hope saved my life with his dancing holy fuck
by btsisliterallymurderingme December 04, 2017
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Lady J

The kind of girl every guy has encountered. Classy, sweet, prim and proper girl. Attractive, but never sexy in her choice of make-up or clothing. Usually church going, friendly but naïve. Thus, her flirtations which can lead to cock-teasing, go unrealized by her. To the guy though, they are very overt. A Lady J can be easily seduced but will never go all the way. "I think we should stop now" is a common plea by her, as the guy is rounding third base. An encounter with a Lady J always results in a painful case of blue balls.
Bill: "Hey, how did your date go with that sweet looking co-ed in our philosophy class?" Jerry: "Waste of time and money. She turned out to be a Lady J, so I had to go home and jack off to relieve the pain."
by horndogger31 July 02, 2015
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J-Jogging

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.
Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!
by ITzAMT February 19, 2014
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J-Smooth

The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.

J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.
"J-Smooth is very hot"
by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019
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