Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans

I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent

by Eonypony July 26, 2023

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 20, 2018

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 02, 2019

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier February 17, 2016

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 27, 2013

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 06, 2017

Fuck Tent

A tent thats sole purpose is to act as a break area for fucking. Mostly set up at work areas, construction sites, and Roofing tear off jobs. An average fuck tent usually holds anywere from 1-3 hookers at a time.

Hay stu i gotta stop here for a bit and use the fuck tent. Ill be back in about 15.

by Unionworkers65 August 10, 2017