mud valley

Crack to taint. Your asshole is the center.

Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.

Why?

Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.

by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

mud snowshoe

Using semen as a lubricant for inserting a foot into a rectum.

I'm gonna mud snowshoe the SHIT outta this chick...

by Big Rubber April 2, 2016

air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.

Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!

by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009

Mud Whale

Typically a bloated RWD rally car with an $80 sticker running at the tail end of an ARA rally.

I'd rather be a Mud Whale than a Dirtfish.

by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021

mud butterfly

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

by Emu eggs November 2, 2020

mud ting

a thing that's extremely wet and brown, i.e muddy

"Want to run around the field with me?"

"Nahh, that's a mud ting"

by CarrotBoi September 20, 2016