Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.

Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?

by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019

Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 5, 2017

Circus tent

Means a ruckus happened

There was a circus tent at the last sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021