Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.
I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.
by Mike The Wizard January 01, 2008
by mogulero March 30, 2008
Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 08, 2010
An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".
"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"
"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."
"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."
by SocialWorkerBob April 26, 2006
A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...
"Look at this Couch Nigger"
"Look at this Couch Nigger"
by Androponic May 21, 2010
A couch gang is a gang of trolls on facebook who go around invading live videos asking to buy or auction their couch
They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off
They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off
by TrollGang January 09, 2018