I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

by XXXCHICKENXXX June 12, 2012

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I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 April 24, 2006

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i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

by purplepurple October 22, 2009

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I love you but I hate you

I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.

greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you

by uwuverybestegirl October 28, 2020

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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

by troytyggis55 January 09, 2017

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