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I love you three thousand 

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep
I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”

I love you so fucking much

The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"
Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means

I love you more 

When I tell him that I loves him more no matter what he says.

I love him forever!
F: I love you more
M: I love you too but more than you do!
F: Yeah right
M: It's true go check Urban Dictionary!
I love you more by Bambiii! February 28, 2010

I love you mostest

You add mostest to the end of I love you to signify you love your partner mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest first loves their partner mostest FOREVER and HAS TO accept it.
Dominic: I love you
Stephanie: I love you most
Dominic: I love you mostest💙
Stephanie: aww Doommmiiinniiccc I love you💜(can't beat that.)

I love you so much 

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.
Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*

I love you with all my penis 

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"