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IED

Internet Expert Douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

Very common in sporting topics for complete nobodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

They typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

They need to die.
person 1 - "the team shouldn't trade him. He is an valuable asset and the team has the funds to retain him. He is the reason they win. All the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn't jump ship so easily"

person 2 - "I disagree his stats clearly show he wasn't that great plus he spat on an official. Its good they got rid of him"

person 1 - "you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. So uneducated"

person 2 - "lookout! IED detected"
by mikedee23 January 1, 2014
mugGet the IEDmug.

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a famous runescape pker with 60 attack and 99 strength. he belongs to the clan mayhem makers
... i spiili i -.- i don't know if an example exists for such a definition :/
by itachi san1 December 25, 2007
mugGet the i spiili imug.

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I love you!!!

That will never change… ever!
I don’t understand why we are here and not happy land,
But I forgive you…
You do what you need to for you to live your happiest life!!
That has always been what I wanted… for you to be happy!!

I mean this with sincerity!
Of course, I want to be by your side… but if that doesn’t happen, I understand… I won’t even send the yelping cats to your door.

Love you always!
mugGet the Imug.

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I will have the gnome❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 13, 2023
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I

My day you made
The words you speak…
Makes my heart scream…
Oh how I want the dream❤️❤️❤️
This love I have for you…
To me what you do…
When you see…
And I finally can scream…
I love you ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 16, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

This morning as you wake…
Know I am here
Wishing you a glorious day
My words today you may not hear….
But know, my love is always near…
With you it will always be…
by Just a girl with 💔 October 16, 2023
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I

What if I told you it was all meant to be?
Would you believe me?
Would you agree?
It's almost that feeling
We've met before
So, tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you, love has come here and now
A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people search forever for that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Everything changes but beauty remains
Something so tender, I can't explain
Well, I may be dreaming but still lie awake
Can't we make this dream last forever?
And I'll cherish all the love we share
A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people search forever for that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Could this be the greatest love of all?
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people search forever for that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Oh, like this (moment like this)
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me (moment like this)
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this, ooh
I just heard this…
Thought of you!!
by Just a girl with 💔 September 28, 2023
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