Hyperization

The act of sucking a fart out of another man's ass right after porking his mudhole.

Oh my god my boyfriend and I tried hyperization last week, and his breath still smells like shit!

by BoogieNights69 December 6, 2017

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn April 21, 2018

Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

Hyper

Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.

Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you

Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025

hyperant

someone that has is or acts autistic

"you're such a hyperant"

by heperant January 4, 2024

Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth

"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"

by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025