Keepin' it Horizontal

To maintain a causal relationship with someone

"What about you and them? What's going on there?"

"We just keepin' it horizontal."

by @definition April 13, 2024

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Left Eyes Only Sense Verically For Suicide And Rights Eyes Go Horizontal For Homocide<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Eyes Only Sense Verically For Suicide And Rights Eyes Go Horizontal For Homocide<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Horizontility

Horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. A vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.

Person A: Dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. It's gotta be like 99%.
Person B: Yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.

by jwalk0n August 5, 2008