Herb

a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, chin, or sexual gravitas, who has managed to hook up with a cute chick. Herbs usually wear satchels to nightclubs and button down collar shirts with the Hanes undershirt peaking through at the neck. They love anything khaki and are not embarrassed to be seen wearing fanny packs or sandals. A super herb takes it up a notch with white athletic socks and an extra-large t-shirt to hide his man boobs. They have a walk that can be best described as looking like they are carrying a load in their pants. They will annoy you just by being there. The fact that a herb will have usually managed to score a cute yuppie chick will fill you with violent feelings toward him.

He's such a Herb, And of course his girlfriend is cute.

by Saltybull September 24, 2017

Herb

To be wack. Worthy of being mocked

Arzo is such a herb

by GhallaZe October 3, 2023

Herb

He is a very good looking fella, loves horses and is freaky in the sheets

Person 1: Damn is that a herb
Person 2: Yeah I heard it’s small but his motion is crazy

by Monkeypaw productions March 7, 2022

herb nerd

A nerd that's gets his/ her pleasures out of weed

Hey guys i might become a herb nerd

by herbnerd July 4, 2016

Herb

Herb is a word that you say out loud whenever something your friend said was cringe or just didn't make any sense.

Friend 1: Ayo I just fricked my dad
Friend 2: HERB?!

by Ajay_Stefthanos November 7, 2020

herb

someone a prostitute can get over on

i took that herbs money

by ga ga December 22, 2016

herb

when a guy is herb, he’s so hot you’d let him fuck you senseless. You just cannot find the words to explain how attracted you are to him. It can be used as an adjective or noun.

“Look at this hot tinder match”

“ omg herb!”
“ I know right, rail me”

by kdubs September 17, 2020