Gravity

The force that is unseen and not understood but always obeyed.

I only wish I was the gravity to your falling feather

by Rutva Logan August 30, 2019

gravity

short for “grabe teh”

person 1: *insert witty joke here*
person 2: GRAVITYYY 😱😱😱

by jadesexy July 24, 2025

Wii Gravity

When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set

“Wii gravity pulled my little brother Aiden towards the tv, and now we don’t have it anymore”

by Webster dickshit July 27, 2020

Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.

An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.

by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018

gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.

Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers

by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018

Gravity Hole

That tight deep hole between two bodies trapped underneath or around them

Did u lose ur lighter. In the gravity hole between me and my lady

by Queen_Og_Red307 December 25, 2021