Im goin to eaven

When someone is nutting in a can of Pringles and eating the Pringles at the same time

Person 1: “Im goin to eaven”
Person 2: dude, gross…

by TheKingOfUrbanDictionary August 22, 2023

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

Goins

Literally pronounced (guh)-(oyns) like coins or groins. Don't let anyone tell you it's pronounced (go)-(ins), because they are probably mentally ill.

Hello mister, your last name is pronounced Goins, not Goins.

by cdn spe September 29, 2023

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

They're goin' to love it

When you screw up on a dish and you send it out anyways.

I totally overcooked that salmon. "They're goin' to love it."

by miseenplace December 6, 2016

What’s goin

It is basically a greeting , saying like hey , wassup, what’s going on with you

Him: What’s goin
Her: Just chillin for real

by Fall.4.me June 5, 2024

Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers

Used to refer to someone who is known to cause many rampages.
(Note: Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers was a video game released in 2000.)

Person: Watchout! He's a Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers!

by ShampooBoots May 26, 2022