Danny Glover

a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.

just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now

by murray hewitt's ugly brother April 21, 2009

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

cum glove

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.

I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.

by bergzenerpro July 25, 2007

Port Neches Groves

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.

“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself”

by Fiber one protein bar February 2, 2018

Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003

glove up

put them gloves on and box son

lets go to the backyard and glove up

by phailur May 22, 2006

Go Glover

To go Glover
v.
intrns.
The state of being too old for something, particularly this shit.

"I don't mean to go Glover on this shit, but I can't be rolling on a school night."

by Fantasticmadeofplastic February 1, 2008