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foster freeze

a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right.
He didn't call you for a week? Foster Freeze that mofo!
by Gerwa October 31, 2006
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Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.
by Gay porm May 14, 2023
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Titty Freeze

A freezer made out out of the fleshy part of the right brest, good for storeing meat and cheese.
Bob: Im going to pull my meat out of the titty freezer.
by Azzmation November 4, 2006
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Freeze Pop

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.
(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
by AlanizWins July 28, 2009
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Deep freeze

When you put an ice cube in the tip of a condom then put your dick deep in a girl and make her say "burrrr"
Damn bro I was banging this girl and she wanted me to give her a deep freeze
by Vape God April 26, 2016
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shower freeze

when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
by kaloonzu November 13, 2011
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Mr Freeze

Mr Freeze merrily sang -

Oh, I wish I was in the land of Gotham.
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land

In DC Land where I was born.
Early on one frosty morn'.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land.
by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018
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