Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009
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Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
by Zekespeare December 14, 2019
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typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them
i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week
by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010
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finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.
I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!
by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016
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Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.
Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.
by tsukiatari February 27, 2014
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swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.
You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.
by PlayboyR January 03, 2014
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Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.
by Goldmonster September 24, 2009
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