Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant

Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.

by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

spicy flu

The 'Rona, AKA covid

Me: did you hear about Larry?
Them: yea... Done caught the spicy flu...

by Official Buzzy November 23, 2021

typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them

i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week

by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

by parspleen September 10, 2016

Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

"I have a headache. I must have wine flu"

by Goldmonster September 24, 2009