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flicker gooning

When someone puts a pinky in their urethra whilst they flick their penis while gooning.
My friend lasts 7 seconds flicker gooning.
by Hehshdndocicucc May 22, 2024
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Russian flicker edge

What is a Russian flicker edge?

The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.

A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.

A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.

Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.

The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.

Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.

Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
I can edge for 8 hours straight , I can Russian flicker edge for 7 seconds, wow your so sigma!
by Racest god eater 9000 May 24, 2024
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Flicker

Put a finger down if you ever jacked off or flickered in class.
by Alomomola September 7, 2020
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Malmönian Flicker Gooning

The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨

The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌

Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥

Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''
by Sweetcario January 16, 2025
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Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

carti drop the album already
I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
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