Facebook

One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.

People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.

by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010

Facebook

A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010

Facebook

A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.

Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!

Marry: Who are you?

by bethany020 February 8, 2010

Facebook

A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.

Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.

Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!

Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)

by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009

Facebook

a site that parents like to use.

son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?

mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.

by frenchie2011 September 22, 2009

facebook

A place for stalkers.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.

Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up!
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"

by lykewhoa December 13, 2007

facebook

A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of Creepdogs on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)

1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking.

Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah

by QB 14 October 26, 2005