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Fortnite 

Fuck fortnite
Fortnite by RealBillyManYT September 11, 2018

Fortnite 

A bad game that has stupid emotes, dances, skins, and game mechanics. people care more about this game than they do anything else. people have died playing fortnite and people say "at least he died doing something he loves"HE DID NOT DIE DOING SOMETHING HE LOVED, HE DIED DOING SOMETHING THAT BRAINWASHED HIM INTO DOING STUPID DANCES IN REAL LIFE AND CARING MORE ABOUT THE GAME THAN THEY DO THEIR LIFE. people have been dumped by their girlfriend because of this game. if you wanna play a real game play smash bros.
Fortnite by colininthehouse October 9, 2018

Fortnite 

Near future...

Ye be seeing dem military dudes flossing and trying to built during WWIII caused by Trump

Hey wanna play Fortnite

Another sentence

Some dude asks a 10 year old virgin “Humanity or Fortnite”. Five seconds later earth explodes.
Fortnite by SlavicBoi October 13, 2018

Fortnite 

A cancer that Shane Dawson will soon make conspiracies about and how IT IS TAKIKING OVER YOUR MIND. You know like normal other words! 😀
random guy 1: Ohhhhh my gosh, I love this game FORTNITE!!!

random guy 2: *sees friend playing fortnite* *kills himself*

Logan Paul: Let's make a video about that!
Fortnite by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018

Fortnite 

A game 97% of the people in the world play. If you play Fortnite you will not be able to control yourself from playing Fortnite.
I bought 1000 V Bucks in Fortnite. It was totally a waste of money.
Fortnite by Ark Bahamut October 16, 2018