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Dave: Yo you wanna Play Fortnite?
Dave 2: Do you also wanna Die Alone?
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Fortnite

A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.
"Billy get off the Xbox!" said Mom, "But I AM PLAYING Fortnite"
by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019
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fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*
WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
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Fortnite

The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.
Person 1: Guess what, I got another Victory Royale on Fortnite!

Person 2: Ok, no one cares...
by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019
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Fortnite

A game that makes 5 year old(and teens) steal their mothers credit cards just to buy fucking fortnite skins. Its cancer at its finest. Its a waste of time and energy just to play that fucking stupid ass game. Its completely toxic just because you get one kill on me that doesn't make you a fucking legend at the game.
Tom: Rick, did you see my post on snap about my 20 wins in fortnite?

Rick: Tom, I gotta tell you something........NO ONE FUCKING CARES about your STUPID ASS 20 wins. You can just DIE in a hole and remain being a virgin. Stupid quab.
by Pyramid titties April 11, 2019
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Fortnite

Trash and fortnite are the same thing
by Peppa123 October 12, 2019
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Fortnite

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019
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