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Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
Evan by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends
"That Evan really needs to fuck off"
Evan by bossman7477 July 23, 2018
The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
Evan by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.
Hey have you read the new book.
No it has to much gore.
Yeh its by Evan.
Evan by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018
A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
Evan by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
Evan by Ealgivf February 4, 2019