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essayspike by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021
Eshays or Eshlads are basically the worst type of teenager in Australia and will continuously bug you if you're not an Eshay. They think they're "The top shit" but really they just have shit home life e.g. Dads cheating on Mum, Dads abusing Mum or Mum told them their allowance has been lowered because of their parents divorce.
ME: "Ahhhhh fuck,"
FRIEND: "What?"
ME: "Billy is here today."
FRIEND: "What's wrong with Billy."
ME: "He's an Eshay!"
FRIEND: "Ahhhhhh fuck, he's probably gonna ask us for durries again."
ME: "Yeah or he'll shank Mrs Fowler like last week."
Eshay by HottieHaldane September 13, 2019

Essa Academy 

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.
''Any updates on 'Worst School Of All Time' ?''
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.
One special teenage boy, who typically lives in Western Sydney and hangs around train stations with the rest of his pack. He is a lower class individual, who dresses in Nike TNs and adidas trackies. He always wears a black cap to show off the back of his mullet.
Person 1: Oi did you get a look of that eshay’s mullet?
Person 2: Yeah, there were nits flying off it!
Eshay by cat37lover July 9, 2021
an amazing, incredible, prodigious stunning, unbelievable, fascinating, marvelous, shocking, surprising, wonderful man
i love estay he is so hot!
estay by yo mama in yo mama! August 21, 2021
Dumb fucks who like to vape and beat up people at train stations, eshays can’t talk properly so in stead of normal words they use 2 words eshay, and brudda. Beware of eshays they can be found at schools and train stations in Australia
They are eshays
Eshays by Dumbfuckergayaids September 30, 2021