by notelihand May 17, 2022
Get the elimug. Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.
by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020
Get the Elimug. Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020
Get the Elimug. "Eli's my favourite person ever"
by anonymous June 3, 2023
Get the Elimug. A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho
by Kelly, J August 9, 2018
Get the Elimug. Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods
by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018
Get the Elimug. the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.
I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!
I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,
Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.
honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.
I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,
Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.
honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.
by WutTheFuk November 1, 2018
Get the Elimug.