My name is eli and I like boobies.
by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022
Get the elimug. He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!
by The salad person June 3, 2020
Get the Elimug. Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
Get the Elimug. A very soft person, polite and understanding.also kind and genius.
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
by Breathablegirl January 2, 2017
Get the Elismug. Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020
Get the Elimug. Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
by By soviet Union December 13, 2019
Get the Elimug. Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods
by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018
Get the Elimug.