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Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.
Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)
by toboUD October 19, 2023
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Egyptian pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Egypt. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Egypt.
by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011
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Egyptian Sunburn

when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt
Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
by ivar123 July 28, 2017
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egyptian phobia

she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia
by penislover2000 February 7, 2022
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Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023
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Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!
Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief
by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020
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sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.
by yung chri$t June 11, 2018
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