Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them

Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

easter bunny

super fucking hot stud

damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny

by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020

easter bunny

This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.

Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!

by Neil B September 19, 2008

Eastern Kentucky University

One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.

1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."

2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."

by Nick S. December 9, 2004

easterbunny

A super sly sex move where the man sticks a festivly painted egg into a womens gina and/or anal hole, he then continues to strap a blind over his eyes and search for the egg, once found he proceeds to crack the magical egg on his boner and eat it raw

1. Anthony gave Emma an easterbunny, and connor was all like sweet.

by connorh March 29, 2007

easter bunny

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

by slap nuts May 3, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006