EA

EA (also known by their full, unabbreviated name Electronic Arts), is the second most largest gaming company (by revenue, that is), just behind Activision Blizzard. They own trademark rights to many games like Star Wars and Plants vs Zombies (remember that game? lmao). They've been criticized for their stupid DLC and meaningless transactions in their games, and also basically rereleasing games over and over. Plus they're unfinished.

TL;DR: EA is Atari but greedy and hates others.

Ron: Oh cool, it's a Star Wars game! It's called "Star Wars Squadrons".
Jon: DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
Ron: Why?
Jon: Because... it's made.. by EA..
Ron: D:

by Eshooples January 14, 2021

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they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.

EA Ninjas are like Nintendo ninjas but scarier

by Evilwevil04 July 29, 2021

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The King Of Creating Memes.

Damn, EA vibe checks is a good guy

by DankMemememememmes October 29, 2020

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EA

EA is a video game company with 3 missions

1: Release the same game year after year

2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions

3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down

Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."

by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021

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polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa

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by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

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