Dusty Deal

An event that takes place that was super sketchy and you would rather never have the details discussed with your friends. You do not want the dust to ever be "brushed" off this story. The scenarios in which a dusty deal can take place are essentially limitless. A dusty deal is likely to occur after a night out with friends at the bars when attempting to pick up members of the opposite sex, who are typically less than good looking.

Guy #1- Hey, Mike did you take her home last night?

Mike- It was a dusty deal, I don't wanna talk about it.

by Ron D. March 04, 2014

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon November 19, 2015

dusty clam

A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time

Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch”
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”

by ClamSpam January 17, 2018

dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 12, 2019

dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy

Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache

by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 13, 2014

Dusty Pineapple

Prolapsed hemoroidal anus, due extensive anal sex, sprinkled with powder sugar (or coke).

Last night I gave my beloved spouse a Dusty Pineapple.

by jonwah November 15, 2017

Dusty Dibbler

A Dusty Dibbler is where you exchange consensual sexual favors inside a place of buisness. Usually, but preferably, in a private matter.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Demarcus from accounting? I heard he got a Dusty Dibbler in the elevator."
"How'd he find the time to do that?

by Nate_River June 11, 2017