A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge
by Nog on da bitch March 24, 2019
Synonyms: Ben, Benjamin, Ball hog, Sometimes Brayden, Ben.
When you try to drive through a garage door without the door fully open. This means you’re a Superior Dumbass.
When you try to drive through a garage door without the door fully open. This means you’re a Superior Dumbass.
by Motorpool February 13, 2018
by Twiggy on urban December 25, 2019
A person who surpasses all conventional boundaries of prudence, intuition, common sense or intelligence. Can be used to describe someone given a single, isolated instance or used as a general assessment of one's intellectual or intuitive competency.
A: Hey man, I'm not feeling so well. My mother just passed away and I just spent two-thirds of my life savings on her funeral. I'm starving and I'm about to be evicted from my apartment. My wife just left me as well.
B: Shit son, sorry to hear that... Hey, you think I can get that 20 bucks I lent you 5 years ago?
A: Man, shut the fuck up you dumbass nigga.
C: Dumbass nigga...
D: Yeah, shut the FUCK up you dumbass nigga.
B: Aite, aite....
B: Shit son, sorry to hear that... Hey, you think I can get that 20 bucks I lent you 5 years ago?
A: Man, shut the fuck up you dumbass nigga.
C: Dumbass nigga...
D: Yeah, shut the FUCK up you dumbass nigga.
B: Aite, aite....
by koolGraps December 4, 2013
A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011
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