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dumbitchoe

A girl who clearly doesn't really know much about anything and makes stupid decisions; Who thinks she is the biggest shit around, but really isn't. And is known for being the kind of girl who does not settle with just one guy. This is the girl who flirts with guys who are not single and no one really likes.
girl 1:Why is that girl talking to your boyfriend?
girl 2: KUZ SHE A DUMBITCHOE!
by GRIZZLY BEAR16 February 28, 2011
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dumbitch

is a combination of dumb and bitch

if some girl is being really stupid they are considered a dumbitch

it is fun ot say dumbitch
she is such a dumbitch
by mat condon September 28, 2006
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dumbitch

that one blonde haired bitch who is dumb enough to kiss a electric socket
*sees a random bitch kiss n electric socket*
Laurie : wow you a dumbitch for real
by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020
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Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.
I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.
by wimetsn May 9, 2009
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Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
by RitztheWise November 2, 2018
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dumbbitchheadquarters

Did u see the new video that "dumbbitchheadquarters"posted?
No.
Go check it out lmao.
by hanmasgf July 16, 2021
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dumbbitchheadquarters

The funniest and most straight forward person. They will not hold back or lie to you, to them that’s considered rude. Very creative and and selfless. Like a true bestie *crossed finger emoji*
LMAOOO YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBBITCHHEADQUARTERS STOP EJHEKRBDJDHD”
by soggytoenails345 July 16, 2021
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