A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010
Get the cat driving a bus mug.A insane yet controlled form of driving on public roads in varying degress of sobriety and inebriation. This driving style has developed over the past 4 years to include but is not limited to, compact cars, high performance sports cars, light duty pick-up trucks, medium duty trucks, tractor trailers, as well as street bikes and dirt bikes. DISCLAIMER!- This driving style is very dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone other than J. Black himself. It put's other peoples lives at risk!
Holy shit man you just took that 90 degree turn at 70 miles an hour, going back to your J. Black Driving style I see.
by J. Black December 13, 2007
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the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about
by Stalker X August 25, 2005
Get the driving a car mug.A driving circle, or Traffic Circle, very common in New Jersey, is a circle shaped intersection, most of the time, a one way around a center island. Most Commonly, entering roads merge into the circle while drivers already in the circle yield to the entering road.
You know you're from Jersey if:
-You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
-You knew the last fact had to do with driving.
:) Driving Circle.
-You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
-You knew the last fact had to do with driving.
:) Driving Circle.
by jerz'loves'the'DM7 September 30, 2007
Get the driving circle mug.The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
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"Unnatural Selection by Muse is one hell of an amazing driving song. That short organ at the beginning is perfect for speeding up and the guitar riff is eargasmic!"
"Thats nothing, the song The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang has that sweet beat going to it with catchy lyrics."
"You two can argue all you want, any song can be great driving music"!
"Thats nothing, the song The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang has that sweet beat going to it with catchy lyrics."
"You two can argue all you want, any song can be great driving music"!
by Arevaderche December 1, 2010
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