ding dinner

A microwaveable ready meal. Named for the sound the microwave makes when it's ready to eat.

We couldn't be bothered to cook last night so we made do with a ding dinner.

by tony21 January 23, 2008

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 20, 2013

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

by lucas mcrevere June 17, 2004

Ding Taint

Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.

I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.

by Giants fan July 05, 2020

ding a ling

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

by balbulican July 16, 2004

ding-a-ling

another name for the boys private area. this is another word for the penis.

the little boy was withering on the ground because, his ding-a-ling got hurt by the baseball.

by feughehughau April 19, 2008

cookie dings

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman.

"I made beefy logs.. I made cookie dings!"

by Mad Walrus August 07, 2002