Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
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Other Friend: “um dude don’t you know the new rule, dilligaf”
Other Friend: “um dude don’t you know the new rule, dilligaf”
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