by dp4vp May 28, 2018
Get the Desk Popmug. A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.
by Almost Alice June 9, 2010
Get the why is a raven like a writing desk?mug. In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.
by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019
Get the Desk Presidentmug. When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
Get the salty deskmug. by hI121 October 25, 2010
Get the Crap deskmug. The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the Curtisy deskmug. Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021
Get the Dick on deskmug.